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Here's a joke

Fri Sep 18, 2009, 1:42 PM
that last journal was depressing, so here's a joke i heard:



Once upon a time there was a ship with a noble captain,

one day the first mate ran to the captain and said

"Captain! a Enemy ship is preparing to board and attack! What do we do?!"

The captain thought, and he said "Get me my red shirt, and we shall fight."

The first mate asked "Why a red shirt?"

The Captain replyed "Because if the enemy shoots or stabs me, the fellow members of our ship will not see the blood and keep fighting."

The First mate thought that was very noble.

*the next day*

The First Mate runs to the Captain and says "Captain! 20 enemy ships are preparing to board! What should we do?!"

The Captain thought and said




"Get me my brown pants."





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